How to Enjoy This Blog

RULES THAT YOU AND I CAN BOTH REMEMBER SO WE CAN COEXIST:

Rule #1:
And How is mainly centered on same shit, different day ramblings. I’m pretty obsessive so I tend to stress about the same thing again and again until I’m satisfied that there’s nothing anyone can ever do about it anymore. I’ve been told once that doing this kind of thing in person is something some people would prefer to edit out of their lives, so if you feel that same tinge of irritation creeping along your spine, please close your browser now. Or go here so you can’t say I wasted your time.

Rule #2
There is also this little section, trying to curl unto itself. Ultimately, it concerns my being a classic fool. It’s something I don’t endorse for you to read, because it contains all these sniveling words like “my heart”. You might explode.

Rule #3
Everything else I toss to a helter skelter bin. It contains the most interesting things I find outside of my life, things that pique my random schmandom tastes. So that kinda means anything and everything, crappola or not. As long as it bleeds geekiness and maybe the latest hot shit. Once a week, I will also post some slinkies, that is, if I don’t feel too lazy.

Rule #4
My life I think is ruled by Murphy’s Law, as well as karma, and other mystic shit. If you think I’m making a mistake by talking about some serious stuff matter-of-factly, well, fuck me. (Not literally, but that would be nice, too.) I refer to Yoda and MacGyver for some advice. I also count on my friends, who think Dance Dance Revolution is cool, as well as poetry. For the record, I think so, too.

Finally, the most important rule of all:
There is really nothing going on here. You can run along now.